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Voluptuous Panic

by Teorema

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1.
Christ alive! Another crowd being fired upon Best take off running Best hide where I can God's blood! Christo-fascists love to play in the mud Scriptural purity aside They're rotting at their core Dance with us Romance the end with us The end comes for all of us Eventually Don't be afraid It's American made so it shouldn't work Oh my friends! What's that you say, it's happening again? We didn't forget But that's not the same as remembering Crash and burn! Just like the markets and election returns Everyone's doing it now So relax, and play with these matches Dance with me Take a chance and romance with me Abortion's a moot point The world's at an end point There's bound to be casualties I wouldn't fret, you haven't even undressed yet And I'm whiskey limp Now that I'm turgid I feel extroverted Let's see if there's something for me... to...fuck... Up with the chaos Up with the profligacy If this world is ending Then let's stop pretending and cowering with naïveté Are you paranoid? That will play well with the accelerando So put your head in this sand then give me your hand for the Apocalypse Tango!
2.
With warm regards I send off this letter Don't mind the stains they're just whiskey and beer How's things on the other side? How's the rager on that distant shore? I'm not sure if you've gotten the news over there yet We need you now More than we ever did before If you round up a party to pay us a visit Just make sure Joe Strummer's good & drunk 'fore ya come on over There's plenty of fighting to do in these streets And plenty of Nazis to brain Tired of waiting for another voice To guide us So we'll dust off the old songs and dig out the Armalites I can still smell the whiskey on your breath and hear the tears in your voice It's time to fight now can't let the cowards sort it out we don't have a choice It's good to know we can still talk like this 'cuz not too many get to see this side of me I was worried this song sounded too much like ya But then I remembered that's the fucking point Plenty of fighting to do in these streets Plenty of cops to shame We were wondering what took you so long and where ya stashed all your booze You sure taught us a lesson with that one Can't take it with ya when ya go But I've still got the songs and the memories Of drunken basement shows It's time to fight now can't let the cowards sort it out we don't have a choice we don't have a choice no you don't have a choice no you don't have a choice
3.
I’m home listenin’ to Skip James on a stolen stereo I’m listening to Son House on a stolen stereo I never pay for nothin’ I just take it from the store Work all goddamn week Can’t afford my booze come Friday night Work all goddamn week can’t afford my booze come Friday night Don't you to try and stop me Unless your lookin for a fight So I'm going in to take it Can’t say I feel bad for it none If I want it than I take can’t say I feel bad for it none Businessman sure seems to have enough to spare me some Didn’t Jesus talk with criminals what’s the Savior too good for me Didn’t my Jesus drink with criminals what’s the Lord too good for me well he can keep his wine then more whiskey for me Nah, jail don’t fret me none Being a working man’s a prison all it’s own Nah, jail don’t fret me none Working is a prison all it’s own And it ain’t just for the bosses You work for Zuckerberg at home Yeah, Facebook sold my life away might as well try to steal it back one bit at a time Google sold my life away i’ll try to steal it back one bit a time So gimme something new to steal And don’t you dare go drop a dime Steal as much as you can!
4.
No Accidents 04:08
they say it's never easy to bury your love/ but i knew better/ i dismembered it/ i put it in a hole/ within a circle of salt/ performed a banishment/ anointed it with my piss the stains on the black boots/ the blood in these roots/ i put it there/ i put there/ next to a bag of hair/ and an oversized pinecone in future generations it'll give birth/ to a crooked tree/ and it's bark'll have fibers of muddy hair/ intertwined like vines/ the scene of a crime/ in due time/ isn't everything? i left the door unlocked/ and hell walked right in/ now i can tell the devil/ i greet him as a friend/ tell him to meet me at the end/ of the bar or the world call it dealer's choice/ my death mask mottled with terror and poise/ and if anything should happen/ know this/ there are no accidents/ there are no accidents/ there are no accidents
5.
Asherah, can you hear me? I’m all out of time Pray before the stones I had a glimpse of someone else’s dream It birthed a desire for a dream of my own I said a prayer To stop my heart from leaping Out of my chest Into your cold hands I don’t recall this voice Crying Calling Offerings are burning Salt is for curing Purge me with hyssop now Leave me here to dream Find me with senseless sensing Clothe me in rags I am I am I am I am I….. I am saving the appearances
6.
The history of otherness is a history of pain but, love is never criminal it is only in vain Each galant soldier Every smiling bureaucrat imagines themselves a gentleman but are actually a rat why do they hate us? why should we care? You can’t choose who you love but you can choose what will break your heart Goose-stepping vipers besiege the institute murdering and harvesting more strange and bitter fruit The bonfire of books Lights up the Berlin sky The frightened masses cheering Though they do not know why You can’t choose who you love but you can choose what will break your heart You can’t choose who you love but you can choose what will break your heart why do they hate us? why should we care? watch all our history’s embers dance in the night air You can’t choose who you love but you can choose what will break your heart You can’t choose who you love but you can choose what will break your heart
7.
The house of love is on fire Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn An open grave is the other end of a birth canal We swim in amniotic repose Tomorrow’s just another yesterday while oblivion haunts itself The house of love is on fire Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn The angels in heaven are tired They never learn, never learn, never learn Squealing Clawing wrist deep in a corpse’s cunt Digging out the last hope of hope Give birth to the apocalypse Stalking you like the beleaguered wife of a deeply-closeted and sadistic longshoreman Drunk on gin, pilled to the gills, looking to fuck or fight The body you defile is the new world our future untangled in it’s lap The body is not a new world It’s a pillow that remembers all your bad dreams and sighs Born astride a grave I pray my soul to speak Remember me my beloved But please forget my fate
8.
Spare me a drink to spare my eyes I’m sick of crying Don’t ask me why, I’ll only lie No sense in trying Missing you is now routine But never boring The whiskey helps, ironically Feels just like touring So now, it’s time to dance oblivious to the ghosts between us We can all share in the haunting now Old pal Time never runs out It’s always sooner or later And there’s always a tab to be paid I’ll have another Sooner or later Trust me it’s better this way Because now, it’s time to dance oblivious to the ghosts between us We can all share in the haunting now Old pal It’s time to dance the oblivious waltz Just take a chance on the oblivious waltz Cover your face with your hands So your oblivious waltz Yes, dance to oblivion waltz Try to understand oblivion waltz just one more time 'till oblivion waltz bye, goodbye, goodbye
9.
Vile Bodies 04:22
Sipping warm beer in a graveyard Every last one of us holding drugs This isn’t time for reflection or mourning But that’s what we told the cops when they showed up It was just 10 hours ago The future crumbled into dust Everything’s an excuse at age 18 To go get fucked up Looking back all those years later I understand The privilege required to be decadent It’s all been downhill since then For everyone I guess you could say It’s just one of those times Sliding into distraction and oblivion Black bodies piled in the streets Fascist thugs running up & down the alleyways The cops aren’t chasing them, they’re practically cheering them on If God were just, he’d once more cleanse us with a flood Coincidence is cheap when your playing for blood The future’s a luxury That’s distributed unevenly Spiraling ever Faster down the drain Some us don’t have the time To wait for "happy days are here again" If we don’t burn it down The world’s sure to burn us up So many vile bodies Dancing to the end of a world Designed for pleasure and speed Soon we’ll wonder what happened to those good ol’ days These bright young things Tilling the soil of their own grave
10.
i dunno know what to think there’s not enough to drink to quiet my mind dunno how to say goodbye so all i do is cry even though i know it won’t bring you back there’s not a thing i can do to stop missing you so i’ll stop trying just one more day just one more day screaming over feedback with such glee exploring endless possibilities what can i say what can i say i always hoped things wouldn’t end this way but we both knew life could be cruel as hell fortune favors the brave but that’s not enough to save you so i’m stuck here getting wasted with your ghost we still need you here so many are crippled by fear we need you to tell them, it’s good to have an enemy there’s nothing we could do to make sense of this, it’s true but that’s not helpful just one more day just one more day screaming over feedback with such glee exploring endless possibilities some people say some people might say that things were bound to end this way but they’re the cynics and they can go straight to hell the dope and the wine and the stage they gave back to you what you gave what a wonderful world just one more day just one more day singing all together with such glee & with all those wine-stained teeth what can i say what can i say i always hoped things wouldn’t end this way but we both knew life could be cruel as hell At the end of the day end of the day you never, ever forgot your lines and we’ll still hear them all the time
11.
Sleeping in an empty doorway Oh god, what’s with these shakes now These bastards on the dance-floor sway Just like drunken booze hounds No lucky break for me there, Frank No better luck next time, Sam The razor in my boot is thirsty But then, so am I, man So back in through those double doors ‘Cuz bars are where the trouble’s stored And if it isn’t one thing, it’s another The doormen always seem the same Like free, bathroom stall cocaine And the fascist thugs upstairs are such a pain, man It’s hard to have a good time when the world is coming unspooled again The pulse of life is racing Just like 1938 So step up now, ‘fore it’s too late why fuck when you can masturbate When your a god in your own mind You know it feels great Lessons learned and pain gained that sweet old comforting refrain Let’s make this country great again Yeah right, man Charlatans have purchase now and violence is in style so if you see me smile walk away, my friend As gender-bending reprobates we’re decadent and inchoate Fighting for survival with the rabble White or yellow, Black or brown, There is no solace in this town The streets in which we sleep Must remain hallowed
12.
now the boys from brazil are the boys from everywhere proudly saluting the foes their grandfather’s died fighting what’s it say about you that you think they need protection what’s it say about us that so many listen to you we’re not talking about free speech we’re talking about ovens and cattle cars the only platform they deserve is the gallows they’re hung from so wring your hands now coward though they’d like to wring your neck we can collect your liberal tears in the puddles of their blood history’s not doomed to repeat itself you know, appeasement is a choice turns out that we’re just stupid enough to double down on a losing strategy oh well what’s the use in trying you're secretly pleased be it wall st or nazis you’ll shine their shoes with your tongue try to reform a system that profits from genocide you're bound to end up a feckless scarecrow i’d say your principles are an inch deep and a mile wide but mass graves are usually dug much deeper so wring your hands now coward though i’d like to wring your neck we can collect your liberal tears in the puddles of their blood history’s not doomed to repeat itself you know, appeasement is a choice turns out that we’re just stupid enough to double down on a losing strategy oh well i’m not here to pass judgment no wait…yes i am your good intentions are worthless so get out of the way

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released November 3, 2023

All music and lyrics written by Matthew Landis, except “Vile Bodies,” music by Matthew Landis and lyrics by Matthew Landis & Jack Terricloth, CC BY-SA

Teorema includes:

MATTHEW LANDIS: vox, piano, toy piano, wurli, percussion, harmonies, synths & effects

TONY MASCARA: drums, percussion, vibraphone, effects, engineering, rhythm guitar on track 7, 12 string acoustic guitar on track 10

BRENDAN FUREY: guitars, harmonies

NICK ROSSI: bass, bass ukulele

ELLIE GOODMAN: fiddle

JEFF HIATT: bass on tracks 1, 3, 4

MISHKIN FITZGERALD: harmonies and vox on track 4

PETER HESS: woodwinds and reeds on tracks 6 & 11

FRANZ NICOLAY: accordion on track 2

WILL BROWN: lead guitar on track 10

ROSS BELLENOIT: lead guitars on track 8

CARL CHEESEMAN: banjo on tracks 6 & 9

RICKY ROEHM: trombone on track 10

PJ KEITER: trumpet on track 10

WILL KEITER: alto sax on track 10

DAVID COPE: guitar on track 11
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Mixed by Tony Mascara & Matthew Landis at The Audio Lab in Millville, NJ

Mastered by Colin McCabe at Lakehouse Recording Studios in Asbury, NJ

Produced by Matthew Landis

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Teorema Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Teorema emerged as a result of 3 of the former members of World/Inferno (Ellie Goodman, Matthew Landis, and Brendan Furey) talking about how they wished they could play music together again. They set about making this a reality and, as befit their legacy as a part of the original cabaret-circus-punk collective, they set out in Jack's spirit to write songs about and for friends to the friendless. ... more

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